*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
"Iron Maiden & Motorhead are both atrocious."
they are great, you’re atrocious.
Dio was great, you suck.
"Battle jackets are lame."
"Sunn O))) is just a bunch of stupid noise."
You have to feel the noise.
"Burzum, Hellhammer & Dartkthrone’s early shit is all, well…shit."
Your opinions are, well…shit.
SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW